ترجمه فارسی جوک زیر را قبلا تو وبلاگ گذاشتم. بعد از مدتی بعضی از دوستان اصل انگلیسی آن را خواسته بودند که متاسفانه گمش کرده بودم. امروز تصادفی پیداش کردم. این هم آدرسش (اگر احیاناً برای ارجاع دادن لازم شد).

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.